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COBBLER Q

Conditions: *brisk* 26* Disclaimer/Prayer- The Thang:YHC traveled to the dudes of Jumanji-lots of great guys over there and plenty of HIM’s to put work in on a Saturday at 6:30. I do design work all day long, so I pull up google maps to Jumanji and all I saw were baseball diamonds-imagining a great season, …

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The One Where We All Lifted Blocks and Played with Fuzzy Yellow Balls

Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brothers to dwell together in unity. – Psalms 133:1 13 pax took the DRP today and posted in the gloomy confines of St. David’s Lutheran Church which F3Detention temporarily calls home. Notice was taken of the curve ball NoHelp threw at the pax on Tuesday, as …

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Zoom in the Gloom

1 Minute Warning  Disclaimer  Prayer At 5:00am 12 pax joined together electronically using the advantage of modern technology to keep a “safe” physical distance but maintain some social interaction in the gloom that we all love.  The account below is guaranteed to be at least 80% accurate. LBAC x 20 OYO (Keep ’em up) LBAC …

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BOMBS AWay!

Half a dozen at Detention this AM to post-in the new year.  Inspired by the Hollow-led NYD Convergence, YHC provided a 5-string twist on the ole’ BOMBS WOD. Welcome, Disclaimer, and BOM Weather: Mid-40’s and gloomy Mosey to the block pile for 2 bricks each.  Not your average bricks. Talkin’ solid 4”x4”x9” chunky boyz. COP: …

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Hurt Pearls

A baker’s dozen at Detention this AM.  A last-minute opening on the Q Sheet made room for YHC’s Robbie Miller-inspired String of Pearls WOD. So here’s what it did: Welcome, Disclaimer, and BOM Weather: Mid-50’s and gloomy COP: -SSH X 20 IC -5 Burpees OYO -SSH X 15 IC -4 Burpees OYO -SSH X 10 …

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10/30 Special

It’s true that there are days when the key to our success lies in well-laid plans, but today was not one of those days. 5 PAX came out for bonus miles, and 13 more showed up to see what fun would unfurl afterwards. Here’s how it all went. Mosey – circle up Burpee x 10 …

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The Burpee Ladder

YHC has been mulling this thing called the Burpee Ladder. While the Pax have seen different versions of ladders provided by various Q’s, YHC has not seen this one. YHC loves the Detainees, and the Detainees had a lot to say this morning, so let us recap the festivities: Weather: 46 and perfect Disclamer/No FNGs/Prayer …

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Catfish Theory

Ten PAX at the school yard this morning for some catfish theory – gettin’ after those sardines, that is…  YHC has been absent for a month, thanks to a few catfish of his own; but when that Q spot showed as open, it was time to get back in the tank. So here’s what it …

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VQ from Caravan

Editor’s Note: #TClaps to Caravan for bringing a strong VQ that completely eliminated all chances for mumblechatter.  Rumor has it that he also ate breakfast before he came out!!  Here’s how it went down: WEATHER 70 and more humid that we’d have guessed STRIDELITE 7 PAX total to take on Big Timber DISCLAIMER/PRAYER WARM UP …

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Where y’all been at?!

Two months gone.  Two months since my last Detention Q.  Been really disconnected from the Gloom, you guys.  Travelling for work going on 5 weeks in a row; so any time I’m home I’m either catching up on paperwork or enjoying the new (yes, new) Netflix subscription with the wife.  That stuff is poison but …

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Detention Q

No doubt. About it, it was hot, and brutal this am! Huge kudos to the guys that made the effort today! Heres how today went down. conditions: hot. You know. Than thang: disclaimer, prayer. intro to Kelly. mosey to backyard for warmups 20 SSH IC, 10 Merkins OMC walking LBAC to brick pile… this almost …

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Buckets of Fun

YHC was recently disappointed to learn that our current society is generally unaware of the “There’s a Hole in my Bucket” song. Lucky for the Detention PAX, May 30 has been officially deemed “There’s a Hole in my Bucket Day,” so the 6 of us took it on ourselves to raise awareness and improve family …

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School House Tour

Conditions: *brisk n bearable* 45* Disclaimer/Prayer The Thang: As most of the Lexington #Pax were attending Gauntlet, YHQ stepped up to Q those who stayed behind. Bar Crawl still on IR, me coming off kidney stone surgery and welcoming a new member Bublé, we decided to take this time to show him what all Detention has …

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The WOD Squad

Six PAX (incl. 1 #IR mallwalker and an FNG) took to the OGES Breezeway for you vs. you improvement therapy, Robbie Miller style.  The best thing about you vs. you: you win every time. Welcome, Disclaimer, and BOM Weather: 45 and drizzle. The Thang: *Mosey to the front breezeway for Warmups: -TTT X 15 IC …

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Drag a Block

YHC saw a request the other week from the Detention shovel flag seeking to fill the Q sheet. Having never been to Detention, but knowing some of the pax that call this place home, YHC was happy to oblige. The pax did not disappoint as work was done and mumblechatter was a plenty. A word …

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But These go to Eleven

Four PAX clocked in at the school yard this morning.  YHC began with the disclaimer and confirmation that none present were running the 2019 P200.  And so began our training for the 2020 P200 three-man team (two even started early w/ Stridelite). IT’S LEG DAY, BABY! Elevens-style. Welcome, Disclaimer, and BOM Weather: 45 and right …

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The Detainees get a taste of beers (on the wall… with some abs… in the cold)

Yesterday I checked the Q sheet for open slots and came across an opening at Detention for today (and Tomahawk on Thursday).  So I figured I’d sign up and make a trip over to visit the Detainees.  We had 4 PAX for a 3 mile SL and made it through the very slight cold drizzle okay.  Shoes …

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Pound Sand, Y’all

Chilly in the school yard today.  But once we got moving with some mindless, conversational labor, turns out it wasn’t so bad and we even got some work done.  4 Detention faithful put in some manual labor makin small rocks at the bottom of the hill into small rocks at the top of the hill …

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Moving Forward

Thought it was “Banjo & Bar Crawl’s Excellent Adventure Part III” ‘til Rumble came rambling in.  Three PAX it is! Welcome, Disclaimer, and BOM Weather: 24 and not that bad once you get going. The Thang: COP: SSH x 25 IC Merkins x 10 IC 4-CT (Merkinless) Burpees x 10 IC Merkins x 10 IC …

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Return to the Detention

Typed this one out on the phone while flying back from the National Championship game.  Girl sitting next to me creeped me the whole time I was typing it out.  She finally asked, what are you typing out?  I said Detention’s bootcamp workout for tomorrow morning.  Got another funny look…..went down each exercise and shared …

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Tires Scared ‘Em Away

Led the men of Detention this morning in a fun AMRAP course around the backyard of the schoolhouse.  Even had a special visit from Blind Side, good to see him! After some talk of tires being used, only six of us were brave enough to show. Weather: nice, there was a breeze Disclaimer Prayer Mosey …

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Lunch Pail Press

BRR is coming and a few teammates would be at Detention, so the workout had to go easy on the legs.  So we continued the #Fillthesleeves theme and got our pump on (H4T may be pumping during lunch while at work in his new rest area). Also…Let’s Go, Hokies!!! Weather: Slightly humid The Thang: Intro, …

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Plankamid Returns!

14 PAX did the work in the schoolyard this morning.  4 figured it’d be pretty easy so they ran a 5K beforehand.  Solid turnout today with #Kotters galore and a PAX DR from Wake Forest.  The origins of the Plankamid trace back to Pathfinder Spearhead ruck training – best performed w/ 30# on your back …

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Tour de Detention

Summer travels have the whole region’s numbers down some, but that didn’t stop 10 Detainees from showing up for a beatdown from one of their own. Conditions: 74*, 100% humidity Disclaimer / Count / BOM The Thang: -Mosey to front of school for COP –SSH x 20 IC –15 Merkins OYO –TTT x 15 IC …

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Basics and Form

Weather: Typical South Carolina Summer Morning The Thang: Intro, disclaimer Mosey around to the top of hill by the dumpster for COP SSH x 10 IC TTT x 10 IC Imperial Walkers x 10 IC LBAC x 10 IC f/r OH Claps x 10 IC LBAC x 10 IC r/f Partner up As a pair, …

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Banjo’s Block-O-Rama

12 PAX sent themselves to Detention this morning, where the focus would be listening, teamwork, and banding together to accomplish a mission based on limited, incorrect, or just plain half-baked instructions.  Despite momentary lapses of reason, blocks were moved and bonds were strengthened. Welcome, Disclaimer, and BOM Weather: 65 and misty. The Thang Head to …

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The Principal

The call came out for a Q, and YHC was requested to his own delight, so we set out to do some serious work and try to bring some pain while working with another brother.  It was simple, kept all the PAX together, and pretty fun, YHC thought! Weather: 61* COT // Disclaimer // Prayer …

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Do You Even Leg Day Bro?

YHC was privileged to lead the PAX for a VQ in a leg beat-down day, complete with some tree-hugging PLUS an appearance from Kelly (the telephone pole chunk with handles) in homage to my bro Postal’s introduction to her a few months back.  Minus an appearance from our AoQ…something about recovering from a gauntlet. Mumblechatter …

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A Plank IS Rest

It has been a while since YHC has bee to visit the Detention Pax and they have obviously been busy with the EHing as an impressive 20 pax turned out to greet YHC this morning.  Not wanting to disappoint, YHC tailored one of my standard workouts to only allow the plank position as the only …

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Field Trip

YHC migrated from the friendly confines of Jumanji and joined the delinquents of Detention on a 50 degree morning. The delinquents have been well behaved as of lately.  After disclaimer and opening prayer we took a field trip over to the Oak Grove Softball and stopped a few times along the way to warm up …

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