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Sprints, Hills, and Grids…oh my!
AO: Stumble Q: CESS PAX: CESS, Ash, HolyPoker FNGs: None COUNT: 3 WARMUP: Lap around the Target parking lot. THE THANG: Start at the Flag (but there isn’t one). Using the parking lot from Starbucks to Target as a grid… Running toward Target is a resting jog. Running toward Starbucks is a sprint. try to …
Lone Man Workout
AO: Down_Range Q: Full Metal Jacket PAX: Full Metal Jacket FNGs: None COUNT: 1 WARMUP: Stretches THE THANG: 1 mile run – 250 Merks – 1 mile run MARY: Nope ANNOUNCEMENTS: Kiawah Marathon 10 Dec! COT: James 1:12
Olde Dev
AO: Amble Q: Snowflake PAX: BigTime, boris, Nails, Oscar, Snowflake, Fallout (1st F), BunkBed, Betamax, Mud Dawg ( 2nd F) FNGs: None COUNT: 9 WARMUP: Taking forever to cross the street and get started because Betamax arrived late. THE THANG: connect.garmin.com/modern/course/139108890 MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bootcamp in memory of Pearl Harbor this Wed, 5:15, at Dreher led …
Bull Rides and Fly-Bys
AO: _Bull Q: Prodigal PAX: Spot, Stache, TapeWorm, Prodigal, Pipeline FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: OYO THE THANG: Gather at the corner of Blossom and Bull Streets. Run to the top of the Bull Street hill stopping at Devine Street. Hang a left and enter the first of three garage stairwells. Climb to the top …
hills 4 huffy… sans huffy
AO: Ramble Q: Huffy PAX: Love Child, SweetTart, QuickBooks, Tube Socks, Friar Tuck, BabyRuth, Bailiff, Costanza, 8 Mile FNGs: None COUNT: 9 WARMUP: complaining about Huffy’s route THE THANG: www.strava.com/routes/3034646822576171774 ANNOUNCEMENTS: cold brew half, March Charleston 10 year, cottonmouth beerlay June 2023, good luck to the marathoners at Kiawah!!! COT: Latin sexy time
time to see a doctor
AO: Raw Q: Gepetto PAX: Gepetto, Valdez, Betty Crocker, Lemmy, Snowden FNGs: None COUNT: 5 4 mile Oveook loop. good news is we figured out how the new house on the peninsula will access their garage. also heart rates are over rated
Somebody has to Q BATTLE!
AO: Battle Q: CESS, CESS, Misfire PAX: CESS, Misfire, Betamax, Hawg, Oscar, Adrian, Ronda FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: Jog to the Circle of Death Misfire turned it over to Oscar for the warmup. 5 minutes of exercises and a couple stretches. THE THANG: Move over to the MUV parking lot for Twenty, Twen, Twen …
No Hope Hill
AO: Valhalla Q: The Beast PAX: Two Gloves, Bayou, The Beast, Swingline, Fenway FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: SSH, Little baby arm circles, TTT THE THANG: Up and down No Hope Hill. 10 Burpees at the top of one side, 50 flutters in the middle, and 10 squats at the top of the other. Rinse …
Daily Double – Spartan Beast Prep
AO: Down_Range Q: Bayou PAX: Bayou FNGs: None COUNT: 1 WARMUP: – None THE THANG: – 65 Minutes Stairstepper HILT MARY: 30 Minute Core 2×15 Roman Chair Knee Raises 2×30 Bicycle Crunches 2/30 Weighted Flutter Kicks 2×15 Weighted Decline Crunch 2×15 Plank Jacks 2×10 Hand to Foot Pass with Bosu Ball 2×15 Reverse Crunches and …
He made me do it
AO: Sawmill Q: Cottontail PAX: Gepetto, Full Metal Jacket, Goodspeed, Cottontail, Valdez, Flapper, Lemmy, Cheesesteak FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: vigorously and thoroughly. THE THANG: part 1 at ball field playground. 4 rounds of: pull-ups, then mosey around track for stops of merkins, abs, legs. Close out with box jumps, dips, leg curls. Part 2 …
Death by 5K
AO: -Wall Q: Tube Socks PAX: BunkBed, QuickBooks, Love Child, Cauliflower, Hawg, SweetTart, Tube Socks, Snowflake, BabyRuth, Turtle FNGs: None COUNT: 10 WARMUP: Snowflake, Hawg, Turtle, Tubey & QB ran around or to the AO THE THANG: 90 minutes, 1 5K loop, destiny within your grasp MARY: Did know 😉 ANNOUNCEMENTS: CBHM 12/17 and Charleston …
Quest for 1000 Reps
AO: Sandlot Q: Bayou PAX: Bayou, Hasbro, Ruby, The Beast, Fenway FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: 10 SSH IC + 2 Burpees 10 IW’s IC + 4 Burpees 10 TTT’s IC + 6 Burpees 10 Windmills IC + 8 Burpees 10 LBAC IC + 10 Burpees THE THANG: 10 Exercises x 10 Reps for 10 …
Baby it’s cold outside
AO: Stumble Q: Snowflake PAX: BunkBed, Prodigal, Teddy, Silver Bullet, Ash, Pondo, Recount, Ziffel, TapeWorm, HolyPoker, Pipeline, Quartermaster, Odyssey, Snowflake FNGs: None COUNT: 14 WARMUP: THE THANG: strava.app.link/RObjwm7Kqvb MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Silent Bob baby to be born very soon!!! COT: Prayers for new babies of Silent Bob and Recount
DribeBy’s Mall Walker Q
AO: Amble Q: DriveBy PAX: Oscar, Nails, Biggie Smalls, DriveBy, Fallout (1st F) FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: THE THANG: Those who can’t run walk, but Tclaps to Double and Biggie for running. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cold Brew Half Marathon in two weekends. COT: prayers for Ripcord and for Trademark
Sato Run
AO: Scramble Q: Pinkman PAX: Pinkman, Wally, Billy Bob, Sketch, Detour, Chop Shop, Kitty, Gaston, Tarek, McNugget FNGs: None COUNT: 11 Sato Run
Cold but no brew Ramble Friyay
AO: Ramble Q: Churchkey PAX: Bundy, Huffy, Bailiff, CESS, BabyRuth, Cauliflower, Tube Socks, 8 Mile, Winston, Churchkey, Love Child, SweetTart, Turtle, QuickBooks, Costanza, Ronda FNGs: None COUNT: 16 WARMUP: I see Quickbooks THE THANG: www.strava.com/routes/3033479722319469484 MARY: We lost QuickBooks ANNOUNCEMENTS: we found QuickBooks COT:Thankful for QuickBooks
You finished in…
AO: Kudzu Q: Rudder PAX: Full Metal Jacket, Gepetto, Cottontail, Lemmy, Valdez, Rudder, Goodspeed, Snowden FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: ruck turned to a run today THE THANG: groups of two’s ran 3-4 miles MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Families Helping Families sheet posted. Shop or send cash!! COT:
Buy me flowers
AO: Kudzu Q: Snowden PAX: Rudder, Valdez, Lemmy, Cottontail, Gepetto, Full Metal Jacket, Goodspeed, Snowden FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: I’m done with you, you say I talk like a pirate and you never buy me flowers. THE THANG: run 3 to 4.7 miles MARY: None ANNOUNCEMENTS: You do talk like a pirate and I …
Muv Miles
AO: Down_Range Q: Bayou PAX: Bayou FNGs: None COUNT: 1 WARMUP: – 5 Minute John Wayne THE THANG: – 60 Minute Interval Run – 5 .4 Miles MARY: – Sauna 15 Minutes ANNOUNCEMENTS: 12/3/22 – Castle Challenge, 6:30am 12/9 – Bayou Down Range – Spartan Half Marathon, Sebring Florida – TRIFECTA 12/17 – Cold Brewery …
Bulged at the Seams
AO: Sawmill Q: Rudder PAX: Cottontail, Full Metal Jacket, Snowden, Rudder FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: My classic warm-arama. Lots of main muscle groups. Including the Finkel Muscles. THE THANG: All those jump ropes wasting away. Put them to use. Stopped at every mailbox on pax right side did exercises (5 to 10 reps) followed …
Rogue Run and Coffee
AO: Rogue Q: Shocker PAX: Selfie, Cauliflower, Fallout (1st F), Recount, BabyRuth, Bemis, Easy Street, noonan, Jar Jar, Shocker, Snowflake FNGs: None COUNT: 11 ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cold Brew Half
Run, Rudolph, Run
AO: Sandlot Q: Runt PAX: Fenway, Ruby, Bayou, Two Gloves, @blooper FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: SSH, TTT, Hillbillies, LBAC THE THANG: Round 1-1:4 ratio Inchworms to mountain climbers Prisoner get ups to jump squats Run Round 2 – 1:4 ratio Burpees to side straddle hope Tuck up to flutter kicks Run Round 3 – …
Wobbling into the Tabata Thingmajig
AO: Thunder Q: BunkBed, Oscar PAX: BunkBed, SweetTart, Oscar, Betamax, CESS, Huffy, Costanza, Bucket Truck, Insanity FNGs: None COUNT: 9 WARMUP: Mosey, until YHC felt some post stridelite wobbliness and decided to slowsy to the field. Decided the field was too wet. Slowsy to the concrete next to the dumpsters. The Motivator X5 TTT X10 …
Woodshed Don’t Mosey
AO: Woodshed Q: Fallout (1st F) PAX: Silent Bob, Silver Bullet, Pondo, Pipeline, Side Salad, Fallout (1st F), Teddy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: Imperial walkers, head-shoulders-knees-toes, Abe vigodas, and more! THE THANG: Big-boys, American fighters, hammers, flutters merkins, all escalating 10 T-merkins 20 goblet squats 30 rowers 40 overhead press 50 block swings 60 …
Tundra Tabata
AO: Swampfox Q: Fountainhead PAX: Detour, Sheets, Kitty, Fountainhead FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: SSH X 20 Squats X 20 Mercans X 20 Mountain Climbers X 20 LBCs X 20 BBSUs X 20 THE THANG: Lap Around St. Martins Block Tabata – Round 1 Goblet Squats Overhead Press BBSUs Lap Around St. Martins Block Tabata …
Dealers choice
AO: Hammer Q: Bindi, BooBoo PAX: BooBoo, Bindi, Big worm FNGs: None COUNT: 3 WARMUP: 20 ssh ic 10 Lbac front 10 lbac back 15 imperial walkers 15 Frankenstein 15 through the tunnel THE THANG: Bindi up first, grab blocks mosey to tennis courts. 1st corner 30 overhead press. Rifle carry to 2nd corner, 30 …
Amble gives the finger to mother nature. =?utf-8?q??= 🖕
AO: Amble Q: Huffy PAX: Huffy, Nails, Costanza, Fallout (1st F), Oscar FNGs: None COUNT: 5 The Shandon Vortex once again protected the PAX from heavy rain and lightning. Only a nice cool drizzle fell while we ran. www.strava.com/routes/3032797286184013468?v2=true
Singing in the rain. Minus the singing
AO: Bladerunner Q: Valdez PAX: Cottontail, Full Metal Jacket, Gepetto, Lemmy, Rudder, Valdez FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: No time. It was raining. And Cottontail and FMJ were already on the course or done THE THANG: Run around and get our shoes wet. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Don’t run in the rain COT:
Vortex Provisions
AO: Ramble Q: Easy Street PAX: 8 Mile, Bundy, BunkBed, Churchkey, Easy Street, Love Child, Stache, SweetTart FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: Route explanation and the usual Ramble shenanigans THE THANG: www.strava.com/routes/3032819194683554460 MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cold Brew is approaching! The Wall 12/3 hosted by Tubesocks and The Wall 12/10 50K COT: Prayers to be better men …
Dirty 30
AO: Valhalla Q: Swingline PAX: Swingline, Baconator, Fenway FNGs: None COUNT: 3 WARMUP: x30 SSH x30 Thru the Tunnel x30 Imperial Walkers THE THANG: Took it to the breezeway for relief from the rain; plus better concrete to avoid arse rash x30 Merkins x30 Squats x30 Big Boys Ran the breezeway end to end x30 …
Wet Wednesday
AO: Stumble Q: Quartermaster PAX: HolyPoker, Ash, TapeWorm, Quartermaster FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: Stay in cars as long as possible during the rain. THE THANG: 4 PAX didn’t let the rain keep them from getting 6 miles in. Rain went back and forth between a sprinkle and picking up during the run. Stumblers stopped …
Cheese Grater
AO: Sawmill Q: Rudder, Full Metal Jacket PAX: Rudder, Full Metal Jacket FNGs: None COUNT: 2 WARMUP: Typical Rudder Warm-arama. All Major Muscle Groups. And some Sargent Muscle Groups THE THANG: confined to the Cheese Grater. YHC took first 10 minutes Suicide-ish exercises. Bear-crawl out 2 parking spaces. Mosey back & 8 over-head (face-scrapers). Rinse …
Brick City
AO: Sandlot Q: Bayou PAX: Hasbro, Ruby, Fenway, Honey Do, Bayou, Two Gloves FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: 20 Power Jacks IC 10 Brick Walkers IC 20 Brick Tunnels 10 LBAC Series THE THANG: Mosey to the HotTub Hill AMARP) 5 Prisoner Getups or Burpees 10 Plyo Merkins/Hydraulic Merkins ALT 15 Breakdancers / Crab Cakes …
Banjo Q
AO: Woodshed Q: Matt Reynolds PAX: Matt Reynolds, Teddy, Pondo, Jar Jar, Pipeline, Silver Bullet, Minion FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Work was done.
Death by Gamecock fan Mumblechatter
AO: Swampfox Q: Billy Bob PAX: Billy Bob, McNugget, McLovin, Big Worm, Kilt, Leprechaun, Kitty FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: Imperial Squat Walkers IC x 10. SSH IC x 20 THE THANG: 100 Gas Pumpers 50 Line hops 1 mile run 25 Hello Dollies 25 Burpees 50 Line hops 400-meter run 25 Hand Release Merkins …
60 Minute Slow Jog
AO: Down_Range Q: Goodspeed PAX: Goodspeed FNGs: None COUNT: 1 WARMUP: THE THANG: 60 minutes, no walking. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:
Ramble Week Day 1
AO: Amble Q: Costanza PAX: Nails, Oscar, Costanza FNGs: None COUNT: 3 THE THANG: connect.garmin.com/modern/course/138629083 ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cold Brew coming up Ramble week continues with Huffy on Wednesday. COT: Closed out by Costanza
Monday fun times
AO: Ramble Q: Snowflake PAX: Love Child, Cauliflower, QuickBooks, Bundy, Turtle, Churchkey, SweetTart, Bootleg, Snowflake, 8 Mile, CESS, Tube Socks FNGs: None COUNT: 12 WARMUP: THE THANG: connect.garmin.com/modern/course/138630071 MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: March 11 Charleston 10 year, Cold Brew half coming up soon COT:
Nice Morning for a Bull Ride
AO: _Bull Q: Prodigal PAX: Backstop, Silent Bob, Mud Dawg ( 2nd F), Biggie Smalls, TapeWorm, Prodigal, Handlebar FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: OYO THE THANG: Gather at the corner of Blossom and Bull Streets. Run to the top of the Bull Street hill stopping at Devine Street. Hang a left and enter the first …
4 fun
AO: Raw Q: Valdez PAX: Gepetto, Valdez FNGs: None COUNT: 2 WARMUP: THE THANG: 2 miles out and back thru Windermere MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Less than 2 weeks to Kiawah COT:
Gamecock 31 Dealer’s Choice
AO: Valhalla Q: Swingline, Baconator, Two Gloves, Fenway PAX: Swingline, Baconator, Two Gloves, Fenway FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: SSH, Squats, Arm Circles, Windmill THE THANG: Swingline Lap around the church x30 Chest Press x25 Chicago Sit-ups x20 Flutters with Block Hold x15 Skull Crushers x10 Kettlebell Swings x5 Burpees Lap around parking lot Baconator …
Lone Man Workout
AO: Down_Range Q: Full Metal Jacket PAX: Full Metal Jacket FNGs: None COUNT: 1 WARMUP: Stretches THE THANG: 525 Merkins MARY: Nope ANNOUNCEMENTS: Nope COT: Galatians 2:20
Thanksgiving Leftovers
AO: Stumble Q: Easy Street PAX: Ash, BabyRuth, Easy Street FNGs: None COUNT: 3 WARMUP: Stretch and route explanation THE THANG: www.strava.com/routes/3032132830703157658 ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cold Brew Half 12/17, The Wall 50K 12/10, TTF 1/7 COT: Prayers to be better men for our families and community.
Sawmill Pain Game(tm).
AO: Sawmill Q: Rudder PAX: Flapper, Goodspeed, Rudder, Valdez, Lemmy, Full Metal Jacket FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: Classic Warm-arama. SSH, LBAC, IW, HB, Butter Churners, Merkins, BB, Ray Charles, Plankjacks (or was it MC’s?) THE THANG: Since we were told no workout at Sandlot this am, and w/out a QIC, YHC packed up the …
Thxgiving recovery
AO: Dawnstrike Q: Oscar PAX: Fallout (1st F), Babar, Jar Jar, Snowflake, Oscar FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: THE THANG: Each of the 5 PAX brought 12 minutes of pain MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: new AO bunker to start up Jan 7 COT:
Spousal Birthday Celebration (100+ Burpees)
AO: Sandlot Q: Bayou PAX: Fenway, Hasbro, Ruby, Bayou, Coin Flip, Hasbro’s 2.0 (Wife) FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: Warmup Mosey to Soccer Field Corner #1 1 Burpee 50 SSH Mosey to Corner #2 3 Burpees 17 Imperial Walkers Mosey to Corner #3 5 Burpees 17 Thru the Tunnel Mosey to Corner #4 7 Burpees …
Shandon Supah Zipah
AO: -Wall Q: BunkBed PAX: BunkBed, QuickBooks, SweetTart, Stache, Turtle, Mud Dawg ( 2nd F), Hawg, Friar Tuck FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: THE THANG: Multiple options for multiple PAX. @Stache took on the 8 mi and tacked on a little more for 9 mi, @Turtle @Hawg @Mud_Dawg for 10 mi and @SweetTart @BunkBed @Friar_Tuck …
12 Mile Tour of Asheville
AO: Down_Range Q: Gepetto PAX: Gepetto FNGs: None COUNT: 1 Run far and fast! footpathapp.com/routes/04fb6614-bd96-4e56-8468-c672f34f2b07
Wifey’s 50 Minute Birthday DoubleDown
AO: Down_Range Q: Bayou PAX: Bayou, Bayou’s Wife (Kaseena) FNGs: None COUNT: 2 WARMUP: – 5 Minute John Wayne THE THANG: 2.9 Mile Interval Run (35:25) MARY: Seated Ab Crunch 3×20 Calf Raises 3×20 Seated Rower 3×20 Kneeling Torso Rotations 3×20 ANNOUNCEMENTS: Wish my wife a happy birthday 12/9 – Bayou Down Range – Spartan …
Game Day
AO: Down_Range Q: Cottontail PAX: Cottontail FNGs: None COUNT: 1 WARMUP: walked 4min THE THANG: intervals, 4 paces, mosey working up to sprint for 20 min. followed by moving inanimate objects, 6 sets o/h press, tricep ext., flys, curls, shrugs, weighted squats. MARY: 6 sets LBCs, v-ups, flutters, big boys, iron cross. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Go Bucks! …