• When: 
  • QIC: 
  • The PAX: 

Bird Fever

AO: Sawmill
Q: Rudder
PAX: Cheesesteak, Cottontail, Flapper, Full Metal Jacket, Gepetto, Goodspeed, Lemmy, Rudder, Shuttlecock, Valdez
FNGs: None
WARMUP: All my favorites. SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Litte Babies (forward and backwards) Squats, Mountain Climbers, High Planks, Merkins, Rrrrrrosalettas, Flutterkicks. Totally forgot Finkle Swings!!!
Thang 1: 5 exercises (Burpees, Lunges, SSH, Squats, Jump Rope.
Start with 1 of ea. (yes, seems dumb to do 1)
Repeat round but do 2 of ea. (still sorta lame)
Repeat round and do 3 of ea. (hummm)
Repeat round and do 4 of ea. ( okay, this is going to get hard).
Then BAM!!! 4 Burpees and EIGHT of the rest!! Then BAM!! 4 Burps, 8 Lunge, SIXTEEN of rest!!! Then BAM!!! 4 Burps, 8 Lunge, 16 SSH and THIRTY TWO OF THE REST!!! Rudder!! Are you crazy?!? Then the atomic bomb! Ka-BOOM!!! 4 Burps, 8 Lunge, 16 SSH, 32 Squats and SIXTY FOUR Jump ropes!!!
Pax given a moment to catch breath then on to:
Thang 2: Bird Trivia (I really thought pre-blasting this would attract Snowden. It didn’t)
13 questions testing the pax knowledge of useless bird facts. Monk Parrots roam wild in NYC. Any question testing the smallness of a bird, the answer is going to be the hummingbird. A baby whopping crane looks like a horse. Don’t Fk with a Cassowary. A Kiwi lays the human equivalent of a 30 lb. egg! Side note: Cheesecake knows trickery. I guess you develop that raising 4 girls.
Thang 3: Sawmill poker. Yeah, we named it after us because it sucks!! 5 card draw. Winning hand is the losing hand. Pax does those exercises. HOWEVER!!! The second best hand is the rep number. FMJ learned the 3 aces doesn’t beat Cottontails straight, but it does beats the pax to death!!! Yep, 3 TIMES pax had to do 100 of something!! I think 100 Smurf Jack’s is a violation of the Geneva convention! SUCKED!!!


MARY: 100 WWII Big Boys was enough Mary’s
COT: Prayers for Cottons friend Larry. Spot on lunge removed and now on to chemo and Radiation. Cotton running the Army 10 Miler with him in October!! Fardeen family out of Afghanistan and safe!! Prayers worked!!!!

Devo: 1 Kings-Let us have the same faith as the widow/mother had when she used up the last of her flour/oil/water to feed Elijah.

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