Jar Jar

Miseris succurrere disco soli Deo gloria.

Fart (lek)

Conditions: 68 and humid Disclaimer Tha Thang: 3 pax gathered for a little speedwork. 4 accels of about 400-500 meters each, total route 4.3 miles. 2/3rds did the rx. One had a race 2 days ago, so #excused . Announcements: TomTomFoolery likely to be moved back to mid-January. Komen foundation is charity of the month, …

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Heavybull

4 faithful showed up to conquer the concrete beast. However, only YHC actually touched the beast, with the rest choosing the Bullseye, 2/3 weighted. No complaints here, as YHC joined them for a couple laps too with weight. Sure makes a difference. Disclaimer Tha Thang Announcements: Gump runvergence August 27th at Stumble Prayer requests: None …

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#Wanderlust

Conditions: Good grief Disclaimer Tha Thang: 8 (kind of) pax went for a joyride on two legs around an area we aren’t so familiar with. Despite a couple of near misses and some #grumblechatter from the SugarRay up front, as well as some jittery tummies, we all roughly ended up with 5.9-6 miles on approximately …

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Meet my friend Bert

Conditions: Barely beating storm Tha Thang: 6 faithful avoided the crazy train and came to Woodshed. While I have no problem whatsoever with that choice, I was personally mildly miffed because I tried to get out of this to go on the Midlands Tour and was unsuccessful. Therefore some punishment was in order…   Disclaimer …

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It’s a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don’t quit when you’re tired – you quit when the gorilla is tired.

Conditions: Impossible to tell if it was raining Disclaimer , plus Al Gore at any break COP, usual stuff including Gorilla Humpers (Monkey Humpers, but wider) and Hillbilly Squats. Indian Run to playground via loop. Pain station with drydocks and pistol squats Slow explosive squats Bulgarian split squats Cindy’s cousin– pullup, merkin, squat descending ladder, 8/16>1/2 …

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Flaming Fun at NMB

Conditions: Perfect Disclaimer: The usuals, plus All from memory and was highly improvised, so this will be loose Tha Thang: Mosey a bit COP: SSH, LBAC, OHC, Hip Dips, Russian Twists, Squats. Mosey a bit Jungle Boi Squats, Merkins. Mosey a bit. Welsh Dragon: Ascending ladder. Bear crawl 4 steps, 1 each of (Merkin, Plankjack, …

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Triumphant return

Conditions: 31, humid but clear after biblical proportions of rain Disclaimer Tha Thang: Some background first…YHC first started posting at Dawnstrike circa 2016, but irregularly (which continues to this day). On May 20, 2017, I was honored with the opportunity to Q for the first time. I subsequently brought a #LegionLegit hour of pain to …

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Obligations Met

Conditions: Perfect Tha Thang: Disclaimer given. Warmup performed. Mosey to playground. Explain the running route and the Murph rules. Perform said Murph. Mary for the 6. Mosey to endex. Announcements: Performed Prayer requests: Prayed Devo: Provided

2Short2Handle

x 12 Hammerheads came out to shuffle around the ponderosa this fine day (note, despite 6 years of friendship, I never knew how Pondo got his name. Turns out it is from the Presbyterian College version of the Walk of Shame. Wow!). It’s Friday, so that means a flat-ish fast-ish 5K followed by #TBCIF3N. Conditions: …

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This is the way

9 wayward bounty hunters had the misfortune of finding themselves at Hampton Memorial Park at 0530 today. But they soon learned to follow Jar Jar, because… Conditions: (maybe not quite so extreme) Disclaimer Intro music: Tha Thang: Minimal running was promised, and delivered. Brief Mosey to COP while awaiting late arrivals, warm up with SSH, …

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UnBearable at Da Bull

Conditions: Warm and humid Disclaimer (especially relevant today, but we had a dentist and a doc on-hand) Tha Thang: 6 pax tested the market today at the Bull and Bullseye. Their portfolios sank instantly. Standard Bull rotation/locations/counting, including LBCs at the bottom of each tower. At the top though, sub American Hammers for merkins. Why …

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The Zipppha!

Conditions: Medium comfy, humid Tha Thang: 5 pax gathered, all with various degrees of issues (injury, fatigue, just getting back into shape, etc), but decided to get better anyway. It’s Monday, and we’ve had little speedwork recently, so time to mix a little in. Hopefully Q’s in the near future will do the same. Disclaimer …

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Timberrrrr!!!

Conditions: Muggy Disclaimer given The Thang: 5 pax total took on the forest….well, the Hamptons, which were once a forest, and now simply a bunch of trees with houses between. And you’d have thought, NOT on the pavement. Well, that was just too much to ask. Just as we were talking about running in the …

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Race-a-roo

Dads at play Conditions: Pretty great Tha Thang: 10 faithful gathered at the park for F3 Dads. Disclaimer given Warmup: SSH, Merkins, Burpees, American Hammers, Squats Mosey to circle Bearcrawl catchup race Crabwalk catchup race Mosey to the line Single leg hop relay Backwards hop relay Family leapfrog race Jailbreak(ish) Devo: Love your enemy DOUGHNUTS!!!!

Turtle Patrol

Conditions: Muggy, mildly warm Tha Thang: Invisible Disclaimer Route: 6 miles up and down some hills, around Lake Katherine, mild re-route for construction, some body armor dropped and donned, and 2 turtles rescued. Nice start to a Memorial Day. Invisible BOM Devo: Emailed later

The Killer B’s…did so

Conditions: Pre-Hurricane, a few drops, and the breeze helped Tha Thang: 14 idiots gathered in the Target parking lot for a #blitzvergence to be forgotten. Most were present for last weeks IronPaxChallenge Week 0 workout. While it was bad, and caused a lasting soreness in the groinish area, it was not horrific. So, most returned. …

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So Much Not Fun

Conditions: Soupy Tha Thang: 8 pax descended upon Starbucks to embark upon a promised exciting and wonderful and fun journey………… …I lied. ….It wasn’t fun. Nor exciting. Nor wonderful at all. But we got better anyway. GF – Hampton Hill- Kilbourne – Shady Lane – Quail Lane – Trenholm – Beltline – Devine – Endex …

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Ta, Ta, Ta, Tunnel!

Conditions: Damp but nice Tha Thang: 20 of Columbia’s finest dads and 2.0s showed up for the 2nd edition of this summers F3 Dads workout. Fun was had by all, and some lawn clippings. Disclaimer Mosey to COP. SSH, Merkins, Squats. Split into teams. Remember, winning has its privileges! Winners of each competition did 3 …

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Professionalism to spare

Q by #twitterless and #f3loginless Snapchat. Conditions: 67 degrees, damp, but no rain until driving home 🙂 Tha Thang: Good Morning and welcome to F3 This is a free, volunteer, peer led workout. I am not a professional. I have no knowledge of any injuries or fitness conditions you may have. It is your responsibility …

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Ghosts Floating Up Hills

Conditions: 48 and calm Tha Thang: 10 ghostriders decided to check their better judgment (YHC being the prime example) and got the trick this morning. Okay, actually, it wasn’t tricky at all, just hard. Pax had 36hr to prepare themselves for the maximum amount of elevation that could be squeezed into 6.4 miles of Hamptons. …

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Rock around the Block

Posted by Jar Jar on inspiration of Moneyball 3 pax made the trip to Legion to celebrate the legendary VQ for our main data-crunching sports nerd Moneyball. Work was done. Conditions: Just a hair humid Disclaimer Tha Thang: Mosey to first intersection. COP including SSH, Merkins, Squats, Imperial Walkers, LBCs. Mosey on. Circle the block. …

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Soda City Goes South (or East, or whatever that compass direction is)

Conditions: Sticky but perfect Introduction of Guest Q, YHC, courtesy of Legion/Stumble in F3 Columbia. Disclaimer Assignment of jobs: Point, Sweeper, MumbleChatterer, Timer Tha Thang: (disclaimer part deux: No Wienke, so counts and exercises likely off significantly) Mosey to field and circle up. SSH, LBACs, OHCs, Imperial Squat Walkers, American Hammers, BBSU. Mosey to playground. …

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Merkinfluttersborg

Conditions: Warm and muggy Tha Thang: 8 faithful posted on a blanketish day for an atypical Q. Usually I like fast-paced, moving quickly from one highly-varied exercise to another, using all body parts. But, sometimes it is good to focus a little more, and relentless repetition (with variations) can be a good thing, especially for …

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Rinse and Repeat

Conditions: Perfect for making little puddles on the tennis court Disclaimer Rinse and Repeat doesn’t refer to the workout details, but actually the pax. TomTom and Jar Jar, names so good they are worth saying twice (and being spelled properly). We were the only ones #legit enough to post today (I didn’t know Spring Break …

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The Tunnel Of Love

Conditions: Warm 8 pax weren’t scared off by the prospect of a trip through…DUH DUH DUH!!!…the Tunnels. Personally, I’ve always found Leesburg more concerning in the gloom, but regardless, we all survived. Alas, YHC created the route without Strava, and thus I overestimated the distance slightly, so most completed somewhere from 3.8-4.2 miles, with some …

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Wilderness Notes   you know that spiritual passion, sight, and affections ebb and flow. At times our sense of spiritual realities can be strong and vibrant; other times, our hearts feel like lead weights and we find ourselves longing for God to visit us once again and bring refreshment (Psalm 85:4-7). These seasons are usually …

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Loaded Dice

Conditions: A touch warm and humid but quite tolerable Tha Thang: 9 D&D fans posted for an unwelcome #Pondoapproved “run”. Monday rhymes with hills, so we did it with a twist. Mosey to Indian Mound hill base (the full segment! #jarjarapproved) Roll the deltoidal icositetrahedron alphabet dice (I really just made that up, I have …

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Crabbing to Midlands

Conditions: Outstanding. 55 in January, everyone in short sleeves Intro and Virtual Disclaimer (i.e. non-existent) Sign Card Tha Thang: 13 including Bidet (Kotters!) and Yellow Cake from across the river came out to Stumble for a indefinitely modified workout. As you know, our brother Crab Daddy was in a serious car accident recently, although praise …

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