AO: stumble Q: Quaker PAX: Pondo, TapeWorm, Prodigal, Chewy, LA Gear, Quartermaster, Lunch Lady (Beets), Jar Jar, Pipeline, Quaker FNGs: None COUNT: 10 WARMUP: Explain the route. Zero warmth. THE THANG: footpathapp.com/routes/flat-5k/85da0f03-c8f5-46a5-b035-ade1204757ab ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tom Tom on the Christmas Day Q, Check Slack #announcements COT: Jar Jar prayed us out
AO: stumble Q: Lobstah PAX: Chewy, HolyPoker, Pipeline, Silver Bullet, Corndog, Teddy, Lobstah, TomTom (3rd F), Quartermaster, Prodigal, TapeWorm, Ash (COMZ), Serena, Lunch Lady FNGs: None COUNT: 14 WARMUP: Never…it was cold THE THANG: One Hill to rule them all, One Hill to find them, One Hill to bring them all, and in the darkness …
AO: stumble Q: HolyPoker PAX: Chewy, Corndog, TapeWorm, Pipeline, Prodigal, HolyPoker, BabyRuth(AOQ TheWall), TomTom (3rd F), Quartermaster FNGs: None COUNT: 9 WARMUP: THE THANG: 5-5.5 easy run taper to Cold Brew ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: Sit in the cold today. When you get cold, meditate on being homeless. Then be thankful you can go inside and warm …
AO: the_bull Q: Prodigal PAX: Prodigal, TapeWorm FNGs: None COUNT: 2 WARMUP: Always for TW THE THANG: Gather at the corner of Blossom and Bull Streets. Run to the top of the Bull Street hill stopping at Devine Street. Hang a left and enter the first of three garage stairwells. Climb to the top and …
AO: stumble Q: Serena PAX: BabyRuth(AOQ TheWall), Chewy, Corndog, HolyPoker, Prodigal, TapeWorm, TomTom (3rd F) FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: Dad jokes and BabyRuth Beachwear THE THANG: Lake Kat 6’er w/ modifications to include Elvis Stops at gas station and bushes. TomTom almost busted, Chewy almost soils himself. Good times! ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:Tape Worm shares loss …
AO: the_bull Q: Prodigal PAX: Prodigal, TapeWorm FNGs: None COUNT: 2 WARMUP: For Tapeworm THE THANG: Gather at the corner of Blossom and Bull Streets. Run to the top of the Bull Street hill stopping at Devine Street. Hang a left and enter the first of three garage stairwells. Climb to the top and complete …
AO: ramble Q: Winston PAX: clickbait, Nails, Filter, BabyRuth(AOQ TheWall), Huffy, Bundy, Turtle, 8 Mile, BunkBed, SweetTart, Churchkey, Love Child, Easy Street, QuickBooks, Mud Dawg, Hawg, Tube Socks, DriveBy, CESS, Oscar, TapeWorm, Winston, Trademark, BooBoo, Paper Boo, Tommy Boy, Windy FNGs: None COUNT: 27 WARMUP: Draw the # 1 and listen to complaints about run …
AO: rogue Q: Swingline PAX: clickbait, Friar Tuck, SweetTart, Bemis, Selfie, Quaker, Tommy Boy, LA Gear, TapeWorm FNGs: None COUNT: 10 WARMUP: Mumble chatter around Bemis’ ninja skills and debate over how Easy is worshipping that porcelain god. It could it be on his knees or on his arse. Either way, hope that clears up. …
AO: stumble Q: BabyRuth(AOQ TheWall) PAX: LA Gear, TapeWorm, Serena, HolyPoker, Chewy, BunkBed, capgun, BabyRuth(AOQ TheWall), SweetTart, Mud Dawg, Huffy, Tommy Boy, Corndog, Prodigal, Easy Street, Betamax, Biggie Smalls, Pipeline FNGs: None COUNT: 18 WARMUP:So many turns! THE THANG: www.strava.com/routes/3164672422623131298 ANNOUNCEMENTS: It’s Tapeworm’s birthday! COT:Prayers for the family of Easy Street’s friend’s recent tragic car …
AO: the_bull Q: Prodigal PAX: Spot, Tinactin (F3 Naperville, IL), BunkBed, TapeWorm, Prodigal, Easy Street, Hawg FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: For Tapeworm. Always. THE THANG: Gather at the corner of Blossom and Bull Streets. Run to the top of the Bull Street hill stopping at Devine Street. Hang a left and enter the first …