Q: Silent Bob
PAX: Oscar, Misfire, Quaker, Jar Jar, Ash, Lobstah, Betamax, Snowflake, Fallout (1st F), BunkBed, Swiss Miss
FNGs: 1 Swiss Miss
COUNT: 12
PAX: “Good morning!”
Q: “What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
Warmup
– Side-straddle Hops
– Merkins x30
– Grass Pickers
– Imperial Walkers
– Merkins x30
– Calf Raises x50
Q: “What a lot of things you do use ‘Good morning’ for! Now you mean that you want to get rid of me, and that it won’t be good till I move off.”
Unexpected Party
– Arm Circles (Forward, Backward, Turkish Night Club, Raise the Roof)
– Mosey to Adger
We wandered off and immediately got snatched up by some Trolls…
– Big-boy sit-ups x20
– Merkins x30
– Mosey to Adger/Cassina intersection
Riddles in the dark
Correct answers: Squats x25
Incorrect answers: Burpees x10
PAX went 4-for-5 (Squats x100, Burpees x10)
Riddles:
What has roots as nobody sees
Is taller than trees
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
(mountain)
Voiceless it cries
Wingless flutters
Toothless bites
Mouthless mutters
(wind)
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt
It lies behind stars
and under hills
And empty holes it fills
It comes out first and follows after
Ends life, kills laughter.
(dark)
Alive without breath
As cold as death
Never thirsty, ever drinking
All in mail never clinking.
(fish… the only one missed)
This thing all things devours
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers
Gnaws iron, bites steel
Grinds hard stones to meal
Slays king, ruins town
And beats mountain down.
(time)
– Mosey to Adger/Devereaux
“Out of the frying pan, into the fire”
– Merkins x30
– Jump Squats x20 (so the eagles could carry us to safety)
– Beorn Crawl towards Devereaux/Princeton
Mirkwood
– Merkins x30
– Bonnie Blairs x20
– Inverted spider crawl (looks exactly like a crab walk) towards Princeton/Michigan
Lonely Mountain
– Merkins x30
– Mountain Climbers
– Lunge walk (dragon scouting) towards Michigan/Daly
– LBCs x30
We made the dragon mad and he burned down a couple houses in the neighborhood, but not to worry! One of the homeowners had a crossbow and took him out.
– Mosey back to front of school
Battle of Five Armies
– Monkey Humpers x25
Sackville-Bagginses have pronounced us dead.
– Ukrainian Hammer
– Flutter Kicks (cadence)
Book quote from when Bilbo was entering the mountain and about to face a dragon:
“Going on from there was the bravest thing he ever did. The tremendous things that happened afterward were as nothing compared to it. He fought the real battle in the tunnel alone, before he ever saw the vast danger that lay in wait.”
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Steel Hands tomorrow beginning at 1300
– Amble 10-Year Anniversary on Friday 5/26 at Trenholm Plaza (Scramble)