Home sweet home I cried with glee
to the toughest AO in town.
8 Pax arrived including me
to the gloom, ready to throw down.
Circling up the chatter began
the intelligence level dropped.
We began to talk of a made up name
and from there it never stopped.
Thundercat is what we will say
if anyone should inquire.
The thunder part was ok,
the rest left much to be desired.
The air was quite chilly
so we quickly moseyed on
Giggling like a group of silly
teens on the way to prom.
The COP was the same old stuff
that YHC always brings
The Pax had seen it all enough
they could do it in their dreams
We quickly moseyed once again
and stopped on the helipad
Busting balls of a bulgarian
who’s name I think was Vlad
Finishing up with morning wood
and of course merkinators,
some felt that set was good
but others will remain haters
Off we went around the school
to a spot hidden well.
All the Pax would feel the fool
after experiencing the coming hell.
Crawl bear up Thundercat hill
5 burpees you must rock
Broad jump the walk until
you reach the loading dock
5 more burpees to do there
then lunge down the drive
Calf raises on a stair
more burpees? yes, five!
back to where we began
We must finally be done
Oh but no 5 burpees again
Isn’t this so much fun!
Rinse and repeat YHC calls
I have nothing else planned
I’d like bust your Bulgarian balls
the Pax begin to demand
Time was getting close
my watch showed ten till
No one wanted another dose
of crawlbears up that hill
Off we went for one last set
to the patch of Thistled grass
that absorbed our endless sweat
from plank to on our… sixes.
So now you know the tale
be sure to take stock
How we named that ugly hill
mount Thunder…..cat.