• When: 12/19/14
  • QIC: Ken Doll
  • The PAX: Ginger, Ken Doll, Weekend Special, Nightmare, Dunphy, Chicken Fried, Mac, Bearded Lady, Sway, Manscape, PYT, Scooper, Putt Putt, Blindside, Knozit, Skidmarks, JJ, Quest, Malfunction Junction, Good Hands, Thumbs Up, Say What?!, Bulldog, FDIC, Napalm, Field Goal, Lego, Shank, Floppy Disk, Wiggles, No Show, Buzzsaw, Taurasi, Candy Stripe, Yellow Cake, Itchy, Garmin, Quisenberry, Clipboard, Chinstrap, Ranger, Muggy Tape, No Help, Forrest, Pac, Nail Pop, Meltdown, Hedges, Mayhem, Alter Boy, Treadmill, Fracture, Scotch, Hanging Chad, Turnbuckle, Freon, Take-a-Number, Tumbler, Blah Blah, Shake-n-Bake, Higgins


The 1st annual F3 Lexington Christmas Party was EPIC

‘Twas the night of the party when all through the place,
Not a Pax or his family could stay in one place;
Thumbs Up was dropping all the greatest hits with care,
In hopes that some people might actually dance in there;
After superlatives given & speeches done right,
YHC figured he could kick back & call it a night;
When what to my wandering eyes should arise,
But Santa Governor Sway, what a jolly suprise!
He strode to the front with a package all wrapped
And said “Come here Ken Doll, and sit on my lap!”
Ken Doll was nervous and shrieked with delight,
“Perhaps,” he wondered, “I may get my wish tonight”
“What is your wish?” Santa Sway did inquire,
“Well Santa,” said KD, starting to perspire;
“I really don’t want to ask for too much,
but I’d like my own region,” he said, with a blush;
“Your own region,” he bellowed, “What a marvelous thought!”
And right then and there he pulled out the gift that he’d brought;
A brand new shovel flag was presented that night,
to make sure that the newest region of F3 Nation was kicked-off just right;
Now Turning Point, now Shawshank, now SnakePit, now Boneyard,
On Crypt, on Anchor, on Jumanjji, on Graveyard;
And YHC heard him exclaim, as he moseyed out the door,
Happy Christmas to all, now go build it some more.

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