We'll Call Those "Jungle Boi's"

Three faithful pax endured the sub-freezing Columbia morning at DHS for an “unofficial” strength and resistance workout under the stars, and a new name was given to an old exercise.

The Thang (all in cadence except timed events):

Modified Insanity Warmup Sequence:

Jog in place x :60

SSH x30

Wide Knee Lifts x20

123 George Rogers x20

Butt Kicks x30

High Knees x20

Mummy Kicks x20

 

Hollywood Squares of Pain

Step Ups x20, alternating legs

Wide Incline Merkins x10

Right Leg Lunges (one leg on bench) x10

Dips x10

Left Leg Lunges x10

Decline Merkins x10

Donkey Kicks x10

Incline Merkins x10

Leg Extensions x20 each leg

Moving Incline Merkins x10

 

The Wall:

People’s Chair x :60

Balls to the Wall x :60

Squats x10

Standard Merkins x10

People’s Chair x:60

Balls to the Wall x:60

“Jungle Boi Squats” (FKA wide leg squats) x36

Diamond Merkins x5

 

COP: Six Minutes of Mary

LBC x20

Dolly x20

Rosalita x20

Freddie Mercury x20

 

COT

 

Moleskin:

• This was the first Thursday workout in Columbia, working toward Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday schedule. As such, it was more spur of the moment late Wednesday and not widely promoted.
• The extreme lack of heat had those present asking about F3 cold weather Gear.
• We renamed wide-leg squats “Jungle Boi’s” in honor of South Carolina Gamecock defensive back DJ “Jungle Boi” Swearinger who, after completely and legally blowing up Clemson’s Andre Ellington in their game last week  squatted in front of him in a flagrant taunt. The squat drew a 15-yarder, but Ellington did not return to the game and no other balls were thrown in Swearinger’s AO for the rest of the night. When Jungle Boi came off the field, the Head Ball Coach asked him to explain the taunt. “I just wanted to show him my grill, coach.” (True story from a source next to Spurrier at the time).  “Jungle Boi” squats must be done in sets of 36. You can see the series of events here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcdM6ie9GlY