Good ch..ch…chilly morning Smokehouse! YHC was pumped to have an FNG in the GLOOOOOM! Welcome Blue Hose. I think we may have all had blue hoses this morning, especially if you were commando in shorts feeling the draft like an abandoned farmhouse. Of course Blue Hose’s name should be changed to frostbite since apparently he hasn’t learned about these new fangled textiles like gloves. If he was as smart as the rest of us and let his Mom dress him there wouldn’t be any issues. In other news, according to our AOQ, Nub’s transition is almost complete…ummmm…congrats I guess? Don’t really know what to say for these occasions.
On with the show, here is what went down
CONDITIONS: SILLY CHILLY FOR YOUR WILLY (…or 34 Degrees layman terms)
C.O.P: LBAC Forward and Rev x20 IC, Merkin 5 OYO, Slow TTT x10 IC, MOSEY awhile and back to parking lot, Merkin 10 OYO, Mosey some more alllll the way to the smoker grounds and up stadium stairs, Monkey Humper x 10 IC. Mosey to brickpile.
The Thang: Nothing better than a quarter pounder with cold cheese. Friggin YUM! Partner Up!!
Round 1: P1 Merkins AMRAP on the goal line. P2 Run to 25 yard line for 25 OH claps with Brick. P2 run back (flapjack)
Round 2: P1 BBS AMRAP on the goal line. P2 Run 50 yards for 50 OH press with bricks. P2 run back (flapjack).
Round 3: P1 Squat AMRAP on the goal line. P2 run 75 yards for 75 Dirty Birds with brick. P2 Run back (flapjack)
Round 4: P1 LBC AMRAP on the goal line. P2 Run 100 yards for 100 Curls for the girls. SICK PUMP BRO! P2 Run back (flapjack).
Bricks up, mosey to brickpile to restock the cheese, mosey to flag for….
Mary: Hollywood- VUP x10 IC, HT-BOAT CANOE x However long, Urkel-SKI AB x10 IC.
Count O Rama
Name O Rama
Prayer Requests: Hollywoods brother still getting over his bout with COVID, Nub’s family and also the lady at Nub’s office.
Announcements: Smokehouse Xmas party Dec 4th at Wilsons (can’t remember time), Same night is Christmas on main, TURKEY BOWL 6am Leisure Center on Saturday morning.
BIG TCLAPS TO BLUE HOSE FOR MAKING HIS FIRST POST AT 34 DEGREE TEMP AND NOT STOPPING WITH FROZEN FINGERS