• When: 04-07-2018
  • QIC: Columbo
  • The PAX: Teaspot, Inuit, Ochocinco, Tangerine, Columbo (YHC)


Golf Trivia For Dummies

 

5 PAX came out to finish what the former Nantan of F3Lexington started on a cloudy and 63 degree morning.

Former Nantan Ken Doll educated 10 PAX on 04/05/2018 on the game of golf with Masters trivia and did a work out in honor of this prestigious tournament and did the front 9 holes of the Masters.  Today I took a different approach.  I don’t play golf, I don’t watch golf, I know very little about the game.   I compiled some golf for dummies trivia.  Read along.  read the trivia questions and see how well you do.  No cheating.  The answers will be displayed at the bottom of the page.  The work out went something like this.

After disclaimer and opening prayer the PAX moseyed to the lower end of the parking lot for warm up: SSH, TT tunnel, Imperial Walkers, Tea Party Toe Touches, Little Baby Arm Circles etc.

Mosey to the brick/block pile select a block and go back to the lower end of the parking lot for the tee off.

Hole #10 Camella  par 4 495 yards.  Tee off with 10 curls for the girls.  Run and do 10 squats at first 4 light poles then plank for the six. Trivia question:  What is the color of the prestigious Masters jacket worn by winners of the tournament?  4 burpees for wrong answer 2 for correct answer.  Mosey back to the start point after each question.

Hole #11 White Dogwood par 4 505 yards.  Tee off with 10 shoulder presses. Run and do 5 merkins at the first 4 light poles and plank for the 6.  Trivia question: The wood or plastic pedestal which holds the ball slightly off the ground is called what?  4 burpees for wrong answer.  2 for right answer.

Hole #12 Golden Bell par 3 155 yards.  Tee off with 10 curls for the girls. Run and do 10 squats at the first 3 light poles and plank for the 6.  Trivia question:  What is the name of the golf club where the Master’s is held?  3 burpees for wrong answer 1 for right answer.

Hole #13  Azalea par 5 510 yards.  Tee off with 10 shoulder presses.  Run and do 5 merkins at first 5 light poles plank for the 6.  Trivia Question: Multiple choice.  Spectators and players really enjoy this famous (BLANK) salad sandwich.  A. Tuna B. Chicken C. Egg D. Pimento.  Wrong answer 5 burpees right answer 2 burpees.

Hole #14 Chinese Fur par 4 440 yards.  Tee off with 10 curls for the girls.  Run and do 10 squats at the first 4 light poles plank for the 6.  Trivia Question:  This former Masters champion and one of the most famous players once had a domestic dispute with his former wife and was in a car accident in Florida.

Hole #15 Firethorn par 5 530 yards.  Tee off with 10 shoulder presses.  Run and do 5 merkins at the first 5 light poles plank for the 6. Trivia Question:  When a players ball lands in a bunker of a white substance, trying not to give it away here, they will likely use a sand (BLANK) to hit the ball out.  5 burpees for the wrong answer 2 for the right answer.

Hole #16: Redbud par 3 170 yards.  Tee off with 10 curls for the girls.  Run and do 10 squats at first 3 light poles plank for the 6.  Trivia question:  Multiple choice.  The hole that players hit the ball into is referred to as?   A. Pin  B. Hole  C. Cup D. None of the above.  3 burpees for the wrong answer 1 burpee for the right answer.

Hole #17: Nandina par 4 440 yards.  Tee off with 10 shoulder presses.  Run to first 4 light poles and do 5 merkins plank for the 6.  Trivia question: When a player starts on a hole this is called the the (Blank Blank)?  A. Sound off B. Tee Off C. first hit D. Tiger Woods

Hole #18: Holly par 4 465 yards.  Tee off with 10 curls for the girls.  Run to first 4 light poles and do 10 squats plank for the 6.  Trivia question:  (Blank) Woods is a favorite among golf enthusiasts of the entire world.  A. Cheeta  B. Lion  C. Jaguar  D. Tiger  Wrong answer 4 burpees right answer 2 burpees.

Put the blocks up.  According to the leader board we are all knotted up and will need a sudden death playoff.  Start at restroom building and around the parking lot to the shovel flag alternating 5 merkins and 5 squats at the light poles.

Finish up with a few rounds of merry:  Ray Charles, dying cockroach, monkey humpers, boat canoe.  Excellent work bay all PAX.

Answers for the golf trivia for dummies: #10 Green the color of the masters champion jacket.  #11 The plastic or wood pedestal which holds the ball is a tee.   #12:  The name of the golf club where the Masters is held is Augusta National. #13 Egg salad sandwich.  #14 Tiger Woods was in a domestic dispute and got into a car wreck.  #15 Sand Wedge  #16 The hole that players hit the ball into is the cup.  #17  Tee Off  #18 Tiger   

Good work by the PAX.  How did you do on the trivia.

Count-a-rama, names etc.  Great seeing Tangerine after he’s been MIA for a while.

Announcements:  Free 5K event to raise money for Leukemia and Lymphoma society coming up soon.

Prayer Requests:  Saluda Count Sheriff’s Department as they mourn the loss of an officer killed in the line of duty following a car accident early Friday morning responding to a call for assistance from another officer.  Ocho’s family pet getting better.