10 Pax take the red pill and a new Crowd Pleaser in the early gloom of The Hollow. The best way to sum it up is of course with a song.
Bearway to Heaven
All the Pax were sure their shoulders were sore
And they’re crawling a bearway to heaven
(And) when they get there they know to turn around and go
With a word they will get what they came for
Ooh ooh ooh…ooh…ooh ooh ooh
And they’re crawling a bearway to heaven
There’s a lunge and a merlot but they want to be sure
‘Cause you know sometimes you have to modify
Past the tree by the walk in my ears there’s a ring
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
Oooh…It makes me better
Oooh…It makes me better
There’s a feeling I get when I start to sweat
And my spirit is crying for heaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of fire and burpees
And the voices of those who stand looking
Oooh…It makes me better
Oooh…And it makes me better
And it’s whispered that soon, if we all call him a loon
Then Mac will learn to reason
But he seems to be drawn to doing things too long
And The Hollow will echo with laughter
Woe woe woe woe woe oh
If there’s a thistle in your backbone
Don’t be alarmed now
It’s better than a sprinkler during COP
Yes there are two pills you can go by
but the red one
Will always change the road you’re on
And it makes me better…ohhh ooh woe
Your arms are aching and they won’t go – in case you don´t know
The Q calling you to join him
Dear lord did you hear me merlot and did you know
The bearway shaves your gloves thin
And as we wind up on the road
Our sweat shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Her name is Mary and she wants to show
How to turn your abs to gold
And if you think that was hard
The work will show to you at last
We are brothers one and all, yeah
We keep each other accountable
Ooooooooooooh
And they’re crawling a bearway to heaven
And for those who are into details and stuff like that
Weather: hot and humid
The Thang:
Mosey around to corner of field
COP – All IC
Side straddle hop x 20
Thru the tunnel x 20
Imperial walkers x 30
Windmill x 20
Lil baby arm circles x 10 ew
Merkins x 20
Copperhead Squats x 20
Mosey around to corner of school
Bulgarian ball busters x 15 each leg
Morning wood x 10 each side
Mosey around to next corner for…
Bearway to Heaven (All New Crowd Pleaser!!!)
Bear crawl to first light pole
7 burpees
Mosey back
Repeat for all 7 light poles
Decreasing burpees at each light pole
Mosey around to parking lot
6 MOM
Russian twist x 20 IC
LBCs x 20 IC
Box cutters x 20 IC
Flutter kicks x 20 IC
6 ” x 3 on Q
COT
BOM
Moleskin:
- Awesome new AO. Lots of possibilities. It was nice meeting some of the new Pax there. Look forward to returning soon. (With less bear crawls next time!) (and by less I mean one less leg!)
- T-claps to the Pax for pushing themselves in what seemed to be an impossible task.
- Note to self: Find a shorter field with poles that are closer together for the Bearway to heaven next time. That was a lot of bear crawling (half mile by my Garmin!)
Announcements:
- Dang 5K tomorrow morning 0515 on the Lexington side of the Dam.
- New Walker Strong tshirts available. See Treadmill.
- Walker Strong rubber bracelets available. See Quisenberry.
- 6/27 The Crucible
- 7/4 Convergence at Turning Point
- 7/10 & 7/11 – GORUCK
- 8/1 Sweet Baby O 5K. Register here: https://www.runhard.org/pages/race-owen.php
- 8/29 Stomp the Swamp. Convergence at Boneyard before the race.
- 9/11-9/12 – Blue Ridge Relay
- 11/4 – Lexington Half. Register here: https://www.lexingtonhalf.com/
Bearway to Heaven…that is exactly how I can see my self going! Awesome WO Mac! Hate I missed such a bear crawl heavy workout!