• When: 2017-12-05
  • QIC: Happy Trees
  • The PAX: Shankopotamus (Respect), Belding, Nub, Wino, Caboose, Pullout, Urkel, Matlock, Wilson, Tongue n' Groove, Happy Trees


SLO’ MO’ FOR YA’ BROS’

Tis’ the season for the hustle n’ bustle. Running around half the time feeling the sentimental draw of time spent with loved ones near and far. The other half spent scrambling for things to buy for those same folks you miss so dear…Sometimes you just got to slow things down, way down. I have heard things look way cooler in slow motion. We must have been the coolest crew in the Nation Tuesday morning.

 

CONDITIONS: Seasonably warm…great for fartsacking!!

 

DISCLAIMER

PRAYER

 

Bear Crawl to the possum dumpsters and circle up

COP (all slooooow count):

TTT x10IC

Windmills x10IC

SSS x10IC (not so much cooler on this one)

Tempo Merkins x10IC

Smurf Jacks x20IC (much cooler)

 

THE THANG:

Bear Crawl to closest bench towards stadium

Lunge to the ticket booth, hold each lunge for Q’s count, 1….2….3….cool.

Partner up with the lowest and slowest PAX randomly picked for you

ROUND 1

P1: AMRAP Squat at first pole

P2: Inch Worm Hand Release Merkins to the next pole. AMRAP Squat and wait on P1

P1: When P2 makes it to the next pole Inch Worm Hand Release Merkins to P2.

ROUND 2

Replace Inch Worm Hand Release Merkins with Lunges

ROUND 3

Back to the IWHRM

FINAL ROUND

Back to the Lunges

When both partners reach final pole Plank for the 6

 

Bear Crawl to the entrance of Fear Fountain

Circle up for AL GORE BURPEES!!!

(Oh yeah, low, slow, butter on a roll)

P1: AMRAP Hand Release Merkins

P2: Lunge to Fountain, 1 Box Jumps, Lunge Back

FLAPJACK

P1: AMRAP Jump Squat

P2: Bear Crawl to Fountain, Decline Merkin to Failure, Bear Crawl Back

FLAPJACK

 

Bear Crawl to Flag (well almost, then walk to Flag)

Circle up for three minutes of one Mary, BOAT CANOE!!!

1 more round of AL GORE BURPEES x3

 

TIME

 

COT:

COUNT O RAMA

NAME O RAMA

BOM

 

Announcements:

COTTONMOUTH 12/30

CONVERGENCE LHS 1/1

ROOSTER CSAUP 1/20

 

Prayer Requests:

Praise and Prayer for Local family who lost their home, Praise for Chad Arant, Prayers for Julia Shealy, Rick Yarlborough, Hayward Bouknight, Shank getting his back checked out (probably tell him his muscles are to big)