• When: 10/7/14
  • QIC: Shank - VQ
  • The PAX: Whisper, Netflix, PYT, Hanging Chad, No Help, Shades of Gray, Digger, Wiggles, Rash, Cream Cheese, Clipboard, Bullwinkle, Pavarotti, Malfunction Junction, Microchip, Nanochip, Escrow, Wapner, Chin Strap, FNG(Wet Spot), Glory Days, Hot Spot, Floppy Disk, Fast Casual, House, No Show, Hopper, Bulldog, Spackle, Itchy, Shake & Bake, Weekend Special, Tumbler, Taurasi, Blindside, The Crapper, Utah, Giggles, Shank


Sad Clowns Rescued from the Fart Sack & Delivered to Lunar Lunge Fest

(Written by Shank, posted by Floppy Disk)

Conditions: 56 degrees; Glorious chill in the gloom under a full moon

39 PAX posted in the Graveyard gloom with clear eyes and sound hearts. Chin Strap rescued an FNG (Wet Spot) from the fart sack on a reconnaissance mission in the Sad Clown Shuttle and was welcomed by 38 brothers. Shank bumbled, stumbled, with frequent and deep breaths, but completed his VQ, with only one “if you can’t do it, don’t Q it” reminder from the Pax. (not sure speaking of yourself in the third person is a good thing, unless you are Ricky Henderson or Cam Newton, but Shank digresses)

Under the full moon, a modified Jacob’s Ladder, and Lunar Lunge Fest ensued, with much embrace and heart felt thanks from the Pax. So overwhelming was the excitement, that PYT asked for more, and joyfully exclaimed, “let’s lunge all the way back and not stop”, to which the Q gladly rewarded the request; we are “here to serve” after all. The PAX rejoiced in unity; ah brethren in unity is so beautiful. The chorus of support nearly raised new heavenly FNG’s at the… #Graveyard!

Unity
The Thang

COP
Mosey parking lot:
• 20 SSHs (IC)
• 20 Big Arm Circles – 10 forward, 10 backwards (IC)
• 20 Through the Tunnel (IC)
• 20 Merkins (IC)
• 20 Windmills (IC)
Counted off in 1’s and 2’s and 1’s instructed to partner with the 2’s to their left for next Exercise…mosey across the hanging bridge to the Hill (.2 miles)

Modified Jacob’s Ladder

Rush_Permanent_Waves-jacob ladder album

• Top of Hill – Merkins Station (4) sets of 20, 15, 10, 5
• Bottom of Hill – Squat Station (4) sets of 20,15,10, 5
• 2’s for partner groups sent to bottom of hill to start and 1’s at top of hill
• 1’s and 2’s each perform their first applicable set of 20
• 1’s (Merkin Station) plank when merkin set complete until partner finishes squat set and runs to top off the hill.
• 1’s run down the hill, and complete Squat sets
• Rinse and repeat with declining sets, per station, until both partners complete all sets and are both together at top of hill
• Plank until entire Pax complete
Lunge Fest – All OYO
• Pax formed line on hill plateau, shoulder to shoulder
• Lunges for 25 yards, plank, recover
• Lunges for 25 years, plank, recover
• Lunges for 25 yards, plank, recover
• Reverse direction; Lunges for 50 yards, plank, recover
• 20 Jump Squats OYO
lunges DQ
Tennis Court Final Beat-down
• Mosey .2 miles back to the tennis courts, all plank on courts until all Pax together
• COP formed for 20 Merkins OYO
• 20 (10 per leg) Mountain Climbers OYO
• 40 (20 per leg) Mountain Climbers OYO
• 60 Little Baby Crunches (3 sets of 20) OYO
• Backs against court sideline fence, Pax shoulder to shoulder; Lunges to fair cross court fence and back OYO; Rinse & Repeat
• Run up stairs from courts to parking lot; Hit each step, Plank and await entire Pax
• 20 Calf Raises on Curb OYO
• 20 Merkins IC
• 20 Calf Raises on Curb OYO
Mosey back to Shovel Flag
• 20 Dying Cockroaches courtesy of Floppy Disk in last 1 minute freestyle
COT, FNG Named, & Prayer
Moleskin:
• Jacobs Ladder & Lunge Fest #crowdpleasers…many new Christmas cards expected this year (Q relieved to complete himself…quiet fears of first ever Q dropout; please don’t tell anyone)
• #GetBetter #BeBetter
• Pax completed with clear eyes, beating hearts, and sounds of gratitude. Q excited for sleep tonight, for as warned, VQ prep led to sleeping like a baby…woke every hour (to insure the alarm was still set correctly and I remembered how to Count).
• Amazed by the endurance, encouragement, and commitment of every man represented. Privileged to be associated with this group.

FNG > Jeremy Ray > Brother of Hotspot > works in Heating/Air business > Hotspot, Coolspot > “Wet Spot”

Announcements:
• PYT announced Go Ruck Training at Graveyard all next week, except Wednesday and Sunday; 5am – 6am…See PYT for more info
• Walker Strong shirts delivered for those who ordered
• Floppy Disk announced that anyone interested in participating in the Governor’s Cup should contact him ASAP
• PYT announced the The Reaper tishirts had been approved for those who participated, and a minimum order of 25 is needed to get first set. See PYT to confirm desire to order
• Prayer request by Microchip for co-worker “Jim” facing Mesothelioma Cancer
• Prayer for FDIC and his Doctor visit regarding his knee

Devotional:
Be the Calm in Others’ Storms – Christ’s Love Casts out all Fear
(1 John 4: 18)
“18 Such love has no fear, because perfect love expels all fear.”
With all the concerns in the world today; Ebola, Wars, Terrorism, etc. it is easy for our families, children, co-workers, and even us to become gripped with fear. Reminding ourselves that Christ’s love, that removed our fear of death from sin, can give us full confidence, even in the most tumultuous of times. This knowledge can empower us to be the calm in someone else’s storm or moment of fear. Having Christ’s “perfect” love residing in us gives us the ability to share his love, and comfort those our lives touch. This love will be strength to our fellow believer, and a light to the non-believer. We can share this love, the very love that will expel the fear in others.

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