• When: 2018-03-20
  • QIC: Shakespeare
  • The PAX: Foghorn, Meter Maid, Tory, Perdue, Shakespeare


Just another boot camp…until…

5 PAX woke up with the thunder, and then brought the thunder.  What appeared to be just another boot camp became much more.  Tales would be told, but who would believe them?  Only those who were there will KNOW.

Fartsackers tell no tales…

Conditions:  Warm and moist, like the atmosphere of the Thriller video, only without the dancing.  We miss you Magoo.

The Thang:

SSH IC X20  performed in perfect unison, like a Chinese high dive team.  Even the Russian judge gave us 10s.
TTT IC X10 W/a clap that rang round the world, rousing beasts and birds alike from their slumber.
IW IC X15  Anakin’s force-ghost came to see it and was disturbed by his own lack of 3rd F.
Hillbillies IC X15  Hillbilly Jim couldn’t have done it better.

5 dot drills: Performed with such speed and agility that the NFL added it to next year’s combine before reversing course upon deciding it would devalue their league if the players couldn’t compare.

Circuit X3:
10 BBSU —
10 Merkins — Rather than pushing ourselves up, the ground was actually pushed down,. About this time a 5.2 earthquake was reported in Taiwan.  Coincidence?  No.
20 LBC
10 Dips

Overhead arm claps IC X20 —

30 yard all out sprint every minute X 5 minutes — world record possibly broken multiple times, but not recognized due to lack of a wind measurement device.   It is believed that some PAX ran so fast they had more than 60 seconds between sprints…

3X (10 yd blungee + 10 Russian twists) — Upon hearing of the perfection of the exercise performed today, Gorbachev shed a tear and declared “This is what Glasnost was all about”…

Circuit X3:
10 Merkins — This time the earthquake was reported in the sourthern Yukon territory.
10 supermans
10 Squats
10 Dips

Calf raises X20 (Really, more like Bull raises with this crowd.)
People’s chair
Calf raises X15
Plank
Calf raises X15

OHAC IC X1

In a rousing send off, the PAX all simultaneously hoisted each other onto each others’ shoulders for a victory lap around the parking lot.  It was glorious.

COT

Good luck to the P200 runners.