• When: 2019-01-26
  • QIC: Adrian & McLovin
  • The PAX: Adrian, Cesspool, Venti, Billy Bob, Hawg, RA, Eldrick, Gaston, Hustler, McLovin


Battling in Mays Park

10 PAX made their way into the #Gloom on a chilly Saturday looking for only what #Battle can offer. Waiting in the parking lot was YHC and Adrian, who briefly conspired on Friday afternoon to come up with a Q taking the #Battle faithful on a trip away from campus, a trip that included some cargo.  I, mean, it’s #Battle, you cannot just leave campus without taking a 30 pound weight vest with you, right?

Conditions – 25 and clear (perfect Burpee weather)

Disclaimer – Safety is the standard

The Thang 

PAX informed that each PAX will wear 30 pound weight vest for 5 min during the workout.

Part I – Adrian

Mosey down Falcon Drive, cross Beltline and enter Sato parking lot.

SSH x 20 (IC)

Merkins x 12 (IC)

Splinter LBCs x 20 (IC)

Negative Squat x 20 (IC)

Burpees x 10 (OYO)

Mosey down Beltline, take right and stop at base of Belmont Hill

Bear Crawl uphill for 30 yards

Low plank while wait on the six.

Broad jump burpee uphill for 25 yards

Low plank while wait on the six.

Mosey up Belmont and take right onto MacGregor Drive for Adrian’s signature move

Dirty MacDeuce – 4 rounds of 3 exercises for 12 reps

Merkins/Mountain Climbers/Splinter LBCs

Wide Arm Merkins/Plank Jank/Freddie Mercury

Slow Fast Merkins/Russian Twists/Flutter Kicks

Knerkins/Mountain Climbers/LBCs

Mosey onto West Buchannan, cross Trenholm Road and into Mays Park

Circle up on basketball court

Peoples Chair on low wall for 2 minutes including lesson from Adrian on the storied history of beer and hoops at Mays Park.

Hand keys to McLovin

Part II – McLovin

Head to splash pad for Crazy 8s

Hand release burpees x 8

Monkey Jumpers x 8

Straight leg sit-ups x 8

Grab a partner and run Deas Lane/Saramont Road Loop (0.5 miles)

High plank/low plank while wait on six

Hand release burpees x 8

Monkey Jumpers x 8

Straight leg sit-ups x 8

Battle protractor with multiple slow 10 counts and lobbing verbal grenades at Cess

Leave Mays Park, cross Beltine, and stop in front of Ed Robinson Cleaners

Monkey Humpers x 10 (IC)

Burpees x 5 (OYO)

Mosey up Beltline, and take left onto MacGregor

Monkey Humpers x 10 (IC)

Burpees x 5 (OYO)

Mosey up Beltline, and take left onto Parkman.  Enter Flo’s front yard.

Monkey Humpers x 15 (IC)

Burpees x 5 (OYO)

Mosey up Beltline, and take left onto W Buchannan

Monkey Humpers x 20 (IC)

Burpees x 5 (OYO)

Mosey down Beltline, and take left into Sato parking lot

Monkey Humpers x 25 (OYO)

Burpees x 5 (OYO)

Line up in two columns.  Cross Beltine onto Falcon Drive.  Mosey onto football field

Line up at 50 yard line.  Sprint 10 yards.  Burpees x 2.  Rinse/repeat until reach goalline.  50 yards of sprints and 10 burpees.

Line up at goal line.  Sprint 10 yards.  Burpees x 2.  Rinse/repeat until reach 50 yard line.  50 yards of sprints and 10 burpees.

COT/BOM – Adrian

Moleskin:

  • Wow. Another Saturday at Battle where limits were pushed.  It was 25 degrees when the workout began, and YHC heard zero PAX complain about the cold.  We warmed up. Quick.
  • So YHC’s idea of having the PAX wear the weight vest was interesting in theory and just rough in practice.  Bear crawling and doing burpees with a weight vest.  Borderline #CSAUP.
  • We covered 2.5 miles with multiple hills and ended the workout with 100 yards worth of sprints.  #DRP

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Aye!

McLovin